Always help a stranger, chances are she'll give it to you inadvertently

Why are you jerking off over there, neighbor? I want to fuck, I can't stand it

"Well, since she lost," I didn't even have to talk her into a blowjob

Are you jerking off to me? It's okay. 👌🏻 But we'll have sex together

Choose: sex or money for the house? I choose: get up doggystyle 😎