Get your dick out and fuck it or you'll be a virgin in the Friendzone

He promised pleasure, and he came! Who's gonna fuck me?

All alone in the woods 👀 Is it okay if I piss in her?

Are you jerking off to me? It's okay. 👌🏻 But we'll have sex together

Why are you jerking off over there, neighbor? I want to fuck, I can't stand it

Agreed to suck in locker room in public, it's so unseemly 😏

Do you even understand innuendo? I showed you my boobs for a reason

Choose: sex or money for the house? I choose: get up doggystyle 😎

Always help a stranger, chances are she'll give it to you inadvertently

She doesn't care if I didn't get it in time 😳 It's all about not being a father

"Well, since she lost," I didn't even have to talk her into a blowjob